kytastro: literally a sucker for guys with nice toned legs and calves
arsludicra: confusedastronaut: omg i’m laughing so hard he’s like a beast man and then he turns into a cupcake This man. *o*
snow-angel-castiel: aangnog: probend: PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
razzmapandas: rebby: deanckles: shawty had them apple man pants?
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
graceebooks: we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
squidkneee: i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and dual blog with you and i dont...
castiels-feathery-butt: samwinshester: remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”